A birthday present that made my day,
Constructed of leather so black.
A classic trend here to stay,
Once I saw them, I could not turn back.
Like Kate Middleton, equestrian chic
With hardware and buckles so fine.
My legs will be snug all winter long
And my wardrobe won’t be bleak.
I didn’t even have to stand in line
And for that, I shall break into song.